The Bis*xual Blastoise

The Bis*xual Blastoise is a member of The M-san Bunch. He is the world's most bis*xual Pokemon in the universe. His cannons can be used as d*ld*s, although he'd generally allow other males (his über beautiful wife is the ONLY exception) to use them. What comes out of his cannons is said to be a mystery to everyone... Thankfully, his muscle mass was calculated by ripped-saurian of deviantART, and it turns out that water-bending is possible!